No, we're not moving to Realms and the server isn't shutting down! To sum up what happens when you first enter the Realms server, you are greeted with this epic masterpiece of Gaylordean Art:
Surprisingly we fooled a lot of people. Not to mention causing true anguish to some!
If you're mad, why don't you take a second and go up top to roast us?
If you want to see the Gaylordean Art in person, why not visit the Realm? We'll leave it open for a week.