Xx_Dark_PvP_Hacker_xX is BACK and he's been spotted amassing a mob army to take over Townington! Unfortunately it looks like he'll arrive to our city on the server's 6th birthday. Until we take him down, all birthday events are suspended! If we can vanquish him, expect an epic party! Be ready for battle!

After the event, I (and possibly Gaylord) will be doing a Q+A Event/Stream. More details will be coming soon on where to be, so check back on this post. To keep things situated and running smoothly, we'll first take questions from this thread and then move onto random questions you might have. So if you have a question and don't think you'll be able to make it, post it there!

Also, happy St. Patrick's day! Play for 20 minutes this weekend to get the leprechaun kit! We're letting run until Sunday night!

He's at it again, mercs. The leader of the Mob Alliance is calling us out and wants to do battle! Any veteran player can tell you that Varson is arguably the hardest mob boss on the server. Even with a dozen well-armed fighters, we probably don't stand a chance. But if we're lucky, we'll end him and grab his loot. But be warned! If you die, you're out of the event and won't be rewarded. This is definitely a tough one and not for the faint of heart! Be there Sunday @ 6:00 PM CST Good luck!


Late Feb through April are our notoriously slow months since everyone is busy with school and work, but that's not stopping us from doing more events! The server's 6th birthday is coming up soon, so that will be our next major event! Also, I'll be announcing big animation-oriented news later this month. I've told a few people on the server already, so here's a quick visual of some backgrounds from it... 

Stay tuned for more updates!

A strange polaroid came in the mail box at Admin Tower recently.

I guess we should all be in front of Townington later today?


Falconer02 posted Feb 2, 18

Not much else to say! Be ready for a raging battle while the Super Bowl halftime show airs! Tier 5 is unlocked super early this month, so grab your gear and get ready! 


Falconer02 posted Jan 22, 18

I've been putting this update off for a while till everything was in place, so here it finally is!


Castman has put together a cool yearbook of most of the events we did in 2017. I didn't realize we did so many cool things in 2017, so good on all who participated! You can check out the yearbook HERE!


Not only are the kit weapons and armor getting a few buffs, we're redoing the
extras too. Admittedly the old system was getting kind of boring as this was pretty much the setup-

Tier 1- New Brewing Recipe, Fireworks
Tier 2- New Milky Dad Hidden Cache Token/Location
Tier 3- New Brewing Recipe
Tier 4- New Milky Dad Hidden Cache Token/Location
Tier 5- Nickname book unlocked

So we're updating it with a few new things for this year!

Tier 1- New Brewing Recipe, Fireworks

Tier 2- Shopkeeper opens a limited-supply store in the Townington Market and sells a rare custom Charm. After the month is over or the stock is gone, the Shopkeeper leaves.

Tier 3- Nickname book unlocked, 1 Townington Silver coin unlocked.

Tier 4- Shopkeeper adds a limited supply of a stronger Charm or Magic Weapon.

Tier 5- Milky Dad Hidden Item Cache Unlocked.

Don't like it? Let us know what you think HERE.


Out of the blue, Rotten is now hosting a Circuit Skirmish-themed art contest! Pick up your pencils and/or wacom pens and get drawing! Man, I really gotta do the third episode. So much to do, so little time! You can view the rules, prizes, and submissions HERE!


This month's donation goals have gone through the roof, so you all rock harder than any downtown band I've ever seen. Thanks for supporting the server. Here's our 2nd January Legendary Event!

Friday! Be there and be ready for an expedition through a treachorous environment! If you live in a different time zone, use THIS time converter to see when you should be on!


I might be announcing some exciting news in the near future if everything gets cleared up, but it's going to be a very busy year if it happens. Either way, stuff will be coming out in the future. Stay tuned...and also don't eat Tide Pods.

Loot or Junk IV!!!

Falconer02 posted Jan 12, 18

More psychotic trivia coming Saturday! Rules are simple--

1.) NO SPAMMING. Mutes and jail time will be given out to those who are rude.

2.) Use visible color codes for your public chat text. No dark purples or blues please!

3.) There are 30 questions. Players are limited to 3 wins. If a player wins 3 times and continues to blurt out answers, they will be muted for an hour.

4.) Spelling counts!...for the first minute. If nobody answers the question after a full minute and one player gives a mispelled correct answer, they will be given the prize.

5.) Funny answers will gain you points. The person with the funniest amount of answers at the end of the game will get a special choice between 2 chests. One will contain loot, one junk. It is recommended this not be your primary objective though!

More will be posted here later so stay tuned!

Krampus is taking a final stab at the player base and hoping to hold the territory at /WARP WALL. Be ready Saturday to finish off his forces and usher in the New Year! Beware any tricks up his sleeve...

2 years ago, we scaled up Murder Mountain, found Santa-Bot 3000's evil workshop, and put an end to it's production of evil. Now, Krampus has returned to ransack Santa-Bot's frozen dead factory for any technology he can get his hands on. He is arriving with his airship armada! Your mission is to locate any lost technology within the mountain and destroy it. If we're lucky, we'll get a shot at Krampus and his airships. A strong legendary is bound to be somewhere in here.

Also, starting Thursday...

Enough said! If you'd like to see the books in their raw form, you can check them out here (small zip file with jpgs). There's also an event coming next week, and if you're a veteran player I think you know what it is!

Update: THE FAL-MART BLACK FRIDAY LEGENDARY EVENT HAPPENS THIS FRIDAY @ 4:30 CST! Wondering when that is? Use this Time Converter to figure it out yourself! Or just join our Steam Group and you'll get a warning 10-15 minutes before it happens. There's plenty of unique items at Fal-Mart this year so show up, grab some free items, and bust some skulls open!

But that's not all! If you donated this month, you'll get into the event 10-15 seconds early if you're on before the event begins! This can also be achieved by buying an entry token with Enjin points HERE (limited quantity)!

...But wait! There's more! Fal-Mart is actually only half of the event! After the store is cleared out, be ready for another event taking place right after where you can get even more goods for your insane desires! More info will be released during the event...

...oh and we'll also be holding events on Thanksgiving throughout the day. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!

Allied forces have discovered that the Count has made Helmsdeep his new home! His undead forces have evolved the look, and it is now an area full of peril! We need to take back the keep, find Cel Tradat, and send him back to the blocky hell he was spawned from. Legendary Larry will be in the area if you have any spirit gems you haven't spent! Fight, collect any rare items, and maybe you'll find a legendary weapon? Good luck!


TSC Episode 1 is done and we're currently awaiting the music to be finished. My good German pal Chris Schlee is hard at work doing it at the moment, so hopefully it will be done within 1-2 weeks. It's over 7 minutes long and there are 5 major segments, so that's a lot of work! Nevertheless, November release imminent!

Another event is happening Saturday! Pengi is hosting a fundraiser to support children's hospitals, so tune in on Twitch this Saturday and donate to the cause if you can! Any player who does so will get their donation also thrown onto our monthly donator goal tiers also (Current example- GUYWITHFACE7! Thanks, bro!). Be an altruist and check it out, won't ya?